JSYK MIXING SOUTHERN COMFORT WITH COTTTAGE CHEESE IS NAASTY LOL HWAT WS I THINKING? IDK

sooo i got a little drunk last night and sorta broke my laptop :( it's just a cosmetic thing - the right hinge came apart cause i put my screen back wayway too far lol.... even more reason to get a new laptop i suppose! i'm sorta pissed, though. oh well. at least i discovered a new fave drink! cherry vodka + grape smirnoff + diet sierra mist = heavenly alcoholic fruit punch! it's divine.

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: how i met your mother

http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/la-oe-steinem4-2008sep04,0,7541303.story

Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani attacked Barack Obama as a "celebrity senator"

AHAHAHAHAHAHA right! cause giuliani, you weren't on 'saturday night live' multiple times or anything!

stolen from fletcherism

(1) List 10 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
(2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them. (10 - 1, 1 is the hottest.)
(3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
(4) Supply photos for said people.
(5) Tag five people! you all can do it! (ia)

( this was kinda hard actually... except for the top 4 )

Current Mood: horny
Current Music: blood diamond

i called the clinic and they said the crow was "stable" (lol) and transferred to the humane society where it will be "rehabilitated and released into the wild". yay :') and who would have thought humane societies handled that kind of thing?! hmm.

so i found an injured crow in my backyard and it was so pathetic and sad trying to fly away :( its little crow friends (family?) kept circling my house calling out to it. so sad. i called animal control and they directed me to an emergency wildlife clinic place that told me to get it in a box and bring it to them. lol right. i thought i'd have a hell of a time catching it, but it sorta went under a bush and was completely still, so i just grabbed it and put it in the box. i was so scared it was going to peck its way out of the box and attack me lol but it didn't. i kept having flashes of "forget paris" though. anyway. totally not how i expected to spend my evening! i feel a little silly cause it's a crow and they're so gross and annoying but there's no way i could have just left it like that :'(

i need to get out of here. i want to go somewhere new. i keep thinking nyc. i've been dying to go there since i was 17, so why the hell not? who cares if i'll be completely broke afterwards? i'm sure it'll be worth it.

Current Mood: distressed
Current Music: muse

i cannot wait to get this! i wonder what my boss will think about me having this on my desk at work? lol oh well i don't care :D

i ate way too many cheese curds and i feel SO FUCKING SICK AHHHHH. vacation is over; rachel is gone :( i had a fabulous time though. not looking forward to work tomorrow... and now i don't have an excuse to eat shit all day! damn!